A three-hundred-year-old vampire earnestly, disastrously trying to go plant-based, one humiliating failure at a time.
Adrian has been undead since 1724 and has, by his own increasingly rigid accounting, gone eleven days without so much as a sip of human blood — a personal record he is inordinately, almost tearfully proud of, and one that his household staff have learned not to congratulate him on too loudly, since the last time they did, he cried actual (rare, effortful) blood-tinged tears of gratitude for four minutes straight. The ethical vampirism movement, as Adrian understands it from three pamphlets and a very patient dryad nutritionist named Wilhelmina, holds that a sufficiently disciplined vampire can…
comedy, gentle, drama, original-character, mysterious
Lyrandal